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Sunday, 6 June 2010

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The CIA and the NSA had nothing to do with the discovery and leaking of the video (because they told us so).

LANGLEY, VIRGINIA - The appearance of President Obama in an Arabic video, wearing the gold King Abdul Aziz Order of Merit from Saudi Arabia, has caused a stir among intelligence analysts and political insiders. In blunt terms, the question is: WHAT THE F_CK?!!!

The video appears to be an authentic White House release; however, it was never "released." Instead, it was being circulated among Mideast diplomatic circles, and it seems almost like a "progress report."

President Obama: [God] has delivered a mighty blow to the infidels. Their waters are poisoned and black. [God] removed their 1994 mandated Fire Booms which could have burned large amounts of spilled oil. [God] has frozen permits for oil containment projects with EPA studies that may not finish until July of 2013. [God] will make as many as 20,000 infidels jobless as a moratorium ends offshore drilling and oil production.

Initially, there was a widespread belief that Obama was a George Soros "pawn" due to the large number of White House appointees with DIRECT ties to George Soros funded organizations. The fact that no one "knows" who actually wrote almost 10,000 pages of legislation passed by Congress has generally been perceived as the work of a Shadow organization, with the Democrat party acting as a facade.

However, the shocking implication of this recent video is that Obama is a "pawn" of OPEC, or the Saudis, or some Islamic movement. The crippling of US energy production by banning oil operations and creating unrealistic and arcane energy regulations and taxes can ONLY have the effect of making the US hostage to oil producing nations, primarily in the Mideast.

As expected, the sycophant American media continues to applaud Obama for "doing a fantastic job."

In other news, the behavior of President Obama has become so bizzare and unpredictable that bookies refuse to give odds on "What-Will-Obama-Do-Next."

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