Those who have talked with citizens from New Orleans who were there after Katrina have put all the belongings they can into their cars, U Hauls and anything they can use to escape.
It seems that FEMA is getting ready to come to Florida!
"Wasn't it enough to survive hurricanes and the big oil slick creeping closer every minute? Did they have to add FEMA on top of all that?" asked Lucy Buckheimer as she was loaded down with belongings and kids.
"That goes for me too", shouted her husband from inside the trailer. "Owww! We put that ***** bicycle in the wrong place! Watch Yowwwll! the bumps when we move out and we better move out before we get caught in another traffic jam!"
"Daddy, will they put us in leaky old trailers?"
"No Alice, we're heading to Grandma's in Illinois!"
The Buckheimers say they would have lost their faith in the government and wanted to move to another country, but they all seem screwed up too.
"If I hadn't lost my faith before the bicycle handlebars, I have by now!", screamed Mr. Buckheimer when Lucy hit a pothole as they pulled out.
"Alice, where do hear such language?"