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Friday, 4 June 2010

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"The Stooge I Want Is Chief Moe Himself!"

Supporters of President Barak Obama say that he should blast away before cameras about what BP is doing to the southern United States with the oil spill.

"My word", stated Al Gore yesterday, "he should be letting it all hang out..like I did when they stole my presidency. I actually said two bad words...Hecky Dern, If I remember correctly. Isn't that right Tipper? Tipper? Oh..yeah. I forgot."

Former President Jimmy Carter was even more critical. "Most people remember how I let the words fly when our people were being held as hostages in Iran.......they don't?"

Still, there is hope as President Obama has been taking acting lessons and getting some personal advice from his former preacher, Jeremiah Wright.

However, in practice, Obama's Mother-In-Law says that he tried his "Sea Birds Coming Home To Roost" speech against BP and it sounded fake.

Some say that before Obama makes his next prime time appearance, someone, most say Nancy Pelosi, will drop a wasp down his shorts.

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