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Friday, 4 June 2010

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A North Korean envoy said on Thursday that war could erupt at any time on the divided Korean peninsula because of tension with those "arsy hose" in Seoul over the sinking of a South Korean warship this past March.

"The situation is very brave. It could break wind at any time. There is little time for talks", stated Ri Jing Jong Gon or "Hanna Bananas' a name given to him by Leader Kim Jong, their ambassador in Geneva as he spoke before the UN sponsored Disarmament Conference.

Hanna stated that the North Koreans are fully ready for any war. Plus this time there would not be a Colonel Pooter or Bug-Eyed Pierce to help the South.

"I think Kim is watching too much TV again", stated U.S. disarmament ambassador Laura Kennedy, who also rejected Ri's or Hanna's accusations that Washington had backed Seoul in blaming the sinking of a South Korean ship by a North Korean submarine.

Ri (Hanna Banana) repeated Pyongyang's assertion that North Korea had nothing to do with the sinking of the warship.

"The investigation of the ship-sinking carried out was scrupulous and completely fair and we certainly accept the results which clearly indicated where the blame lies," Laura Kennedy added.

"Jong wants Laura Kidney removed", replied Ri. "Jong will only deal with Sidney the psyco Logist."

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