Written by Amethyst Ryder
Print this
Topics: Al Gore, Tipper Gore

Thursday, 3 June 2010

image for A marriage Gored: why Tipper split
An inconvenient passion? Al's love of Earth may have shifted Tipper's tectonics.

After 40 years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore are taking a little time apart to enjoy more personal space and rediscover themselves. Speculation runs wild as to what precipitated the separation.

"He just didn't measure up to expectations," stated one source, referring to the 2000 president-elect's loss of the seat to Supreme Court appointee George W. Bush.

Another source says Al's passion for the Earth left Tipper out in the cold. "He was always 'away on business,'" the source claimed. "The globe might be warming, but the sheets were like ice."

Nonsense, declares a person who claims to be a "close confidante" of Tipper's. The real reason for the split: "Al always squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle. After 40 years of mangling, Tipper's looking forward to waking up to properly squeezed tubes."

When asked for the truth, both Gores said it would be inconvenient.

Make Amethyst Ryder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 2?

3 2 25 19
99 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more