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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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"I Got A Few Choice Words For The Man, Where Is He?"

Now the saw that was cutting through the leaking oil well in the Gulf of Mexico has gotten stuck.

"I knew we shouldn't have pulled that slick deal in Haiti", mumbled BP Oil's third spokesman in as many weeks. "Sure as the world we're under a curse here."

BP officials have once again stated that they have hit a snag in their latest "Cut & Cap" strategy to stop the oil flow in the Gulf.

Meanwhile, President Obama appeared very upset in Washington as he forget his mike was still on after he got through with his daily excuses. "The saw is stuck on the "Cut & Cap"? I'd like to cut a big fart and cap it over that CEO's mouth! Oh, am I still on? I didn't know...I... don't care! STOP THAT LEAK!!!"

A spokeman for the President said later that he had misspoke.

"He knows that not only is that oil leaking hourly into the Gulf, those are votes leaking out of the Democrat Party. So he gets a little frustrated."

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