Former Vice-President and Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al Gore, reveals how global warming caused the meltdown of his idealic 40 year marriage to Tipper. Linking climate change to the cooling off of his ardor for his wife, Gore claims that when he and Tipper went to Cannes for the Film Festival last year, he met a starlet who was "just too hot to cool down."
"For the first time in my marriage, I looked at another woman with lust in my heart," said the walrus faced liar. "Up until the time that I first saw those warming globes, I had never strayed from my orbit," he went on.
"Surely the relationship between myself and old Tipper could have withstood any temptation other than the heat of the rising temperature of my loins for some strange stuff. For those who dimiss my thesis of pernicious global warming, let them be made aware that I am not just another victim, I am Al Gore."