According to a message circulated among the Gore's friends and obtained by The Associated Press on Tuesday, Al Gore said it was "a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration that our marriage has became a little hum dru...snzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
However, a Source told our reporter that they think that Monica Lewinsky has been hanging around the Knoxville area and that may have something to do with the split.
Comments from Al? "All I will say is that this is sweet revenge on old Bill for the 2000 loss."
"I guess that if she couldn't get Number One" stated the Source, "she finally settled for Number Two. And, incidentally, #2 has become Tipper's name for her hubby of late."
The Source stated that for many years she has put up with things like falling asleep while Al was talking about global warming at the dinner table with her face landing in the mashed potatoes.
On the other hand, a friend of Lewinsky's stated that Monica knew how to keep from falling asleep during a long ramble with her under-the table special treatments.
"He'll soon forget all about global warming."