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Topics: Al Gore, Tipper Gore

Tuesday, 1 June 2010

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Printout of Al Gore's Thoughts.

The media was tipped off when Al Gore lost 30 pounds, shaved his retarded, Gabby Hayes beard off, and started wearing his Nobel Prize around his penis.

Gore and his wife, hideous-faced record censor Tipper, were married for 40 years.

Mrs. Gore was reserved when asked for comment.

"Al and I have made a mutual and mutually supportive decision. We have made this decision together following a process of long and careful consideration."

Former VP Gore was less reserved, commenting as he flew to Cabo San Lucas with his Amex card, a thermos of Ketel One, and a wheelbarrow full of condoms.

"Aw, f--k that fat horse. It's time for Al to go get some! Hell, you thought Clinton was a P-ssy Hound? Wait'll they get a load of me."

Gore then fapped the reporter.

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