NEW YORK CITY - Recently, some have argued that Obama is completely, utterly incompetent and clueless, to include comments that infomercial pitch-men Billy Mays and "the Slap-Chop guy" would have been "a thousand times better." At the same time, financial analysts have observed that George Soros may have "bought the Democrat Party" in order to create "The Ultimate Short-Sell."
George Soros could make an estimated $12 TRILLION through a heavily leveraged "short-sell" against the US Fed. The UNMISTAKEABLE warning sign for this Soros scheme will be when he moves ALL of his hedge funds to Europe and Asia. It would be his third "attributed" act of ruining a currency market for personal gain (although most people in the financial markets are certain that "stock manipulation" is a common Soros activity).
Suspicions of the Soros-Obama Bet arise from President Obama's well-known, extreme Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) - given the choice of "saving his ego" or saving 300 million Americans, everyone knows the Americans' chances will be zero. Furthermore, Obama's political appointments have gone from Chicago "Pay-to-Play" partisan corruption to "Pick-a-Stark-Raving-Lunatic-and-Give-Him-a-High-Level-Position." As an example, the following event left many Americans feeling "very uneasy."
John Brennan, Counter-Terrorism Advisor: "Terrorism is not the enemy of America. Terror is only an imaginary threat. The real danger is from people that read the US Constitution and decode secret messages left in the Bill of Rights." [press corps begin chattering] "What?! [indistinct] That's not true. [indistinct] The 9-11 Attacks were a HOAX! ... The World Trade Center is STILL STANDING - YOU REFUSE TO SEE IT!!! ... Oh, so you're working for THEM? ... AAARRGH!!!"
Mr. Brennan proceeded to grab the podium, throw it into the middle of the White House journalists, and then yelled "you'll never catch me" as he ran out an exit.
Previously, polls rated House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's "we have to pass it to find out what's in it" as the "Most Unsettling Washington DC Sound-Bite." However, Mr. Brennan's comments have vaulted him to the position of "Most Deranged Washington DC Official" (Congressman Alan Grayson of Florida dropped to second).
While it is possible that the number of Communists, Leftist radicals, Global Governance Progressives, and Keynesian "Spend-Your-Way-Out-of-Debt" policy advisors around President Obama have nothing to do with destroying the United States, more and more tax-paying Americans are suspecting a hidden agenda that will make the Stalinist purges of 13 million people look like an afternoon at DisneyLand.
Footnotes: George Soros "broke the Bank of England" in 1992, adversely affecting British investors and home-owners. The Asian Financial Crisis of 1997 is attributed to George Soros' market "influence" (aka. manipulation). He was fined $2 million for insider trading used to take over a French bank in 1988. Soros openly stated in 1998 that he had helped Nazis take Jewish property in Hungary. Regarding the 2008 US financial collapse, he said "I'm having a good crisis," after making nearly $3 BILLION in hedge fund markets.