BP executives declared today at a hastily scheduled press conference, that they have begun working on a "new plan."
Since they have been unsuccessful in stopping oil flow into the Gulf of Mexico, they have begun working on a plan to remove the sea water from the Gulf. Chief Engineer Robert McDonald said "it all seems so obvious: leave the oil in the gulf; move the water out!" The Gulf water will be pumped out into central Texas, creating a new ocean, the Texas Ocean.
Land use planners and environmentalists are reportedly relieved that they will not have to "clean up all that messed up goopy stuff," and that they can just start fresh with clean new organisms, and can design the coastline to be an optimum shape.