SEA OF JAPAN - A North Korean destroyer, The NKS Rice Paddy, has just made a horrible mistake. It fired upon the American Aircraft Carrier The USS Condoleezza Rice.
Capt. Addison Roberto McRemington, commander of the Condi Rice stated that before the North Korean rocket had even gotten half way to his ship the powerful guns from the Rice had fired a total of 90 times.
After the smoke cleared the NKS Rice Paddy was nowhere to be seen. The only thing that was left of the North Korean warship was half of a North Korean flag, a piece of a "Nowhere But Seoul" T-shirt," and a broken chopstick.
Capt. McRemington said that underwater surveillance video clearly showed the NKS Rice Paddy lying at the bottom of the ocean floor in what appeared to be about 900 pieces.
The captain was asked if the rocket that the Rice Paddy had fired had hit the Condi Rice. Captain McRemington laughed and said that it landed about 125 yards short of the port side.
He did say that it appeared to have hit a flock of geese and that Condi Rice spotters had said that two and maybe three of the geese were hit but they did manage to continue flying.
When North Korean President Kim Jong Il was told that the Condoleezza Rice had sunk the Rice Paddy, he stated that he is going to unleash the wrath of the entire North Korean air force on the Condi Rice and send her to the bottom of the ocean within 24 hours.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: A high ranking intelligence officer with the United States Navy has said that the entire North Korean Air Force consists of 5 Cessna's, 3 Piper Cubs, and a hang glider missing one of its wings.]