Cadwalk, GA - A Beavis Impersonator is charged with making untoward remarks to Bristol Palin at a hometown Tea Party rally in Augusta, Georgia. Jason Beeber, who looks remarkably like the cartoon character Beavis, of Beavis and Butt-Head fame, says he just wanted to see if his looks would get him noticed by Palin and that he didn't mean to actually touch her or anything. "I mean, it's not like I was trying to cop a feel or anything, eh eh eh eh eh."
Beeber claims he got a special invitation in the mail and couldn't wait to walk among the elite Palinites. "I did think it was odd that the invitation was addressed to Justin Bieber, but thought 'whadda hell, man, close enough. I'm goin!' When I got there, I scoped Bristol out right away. I won't lie, man, I was lookin' to score, eh eh eh eh eh eh eh"
Sarah Palin corroborates Beavis', er Jason Beeber's story. "We sent an invitation to that Justin Bieber fellow, not the guy who's got a reputation around town imitating Beavis of Beavis and Butt-Head fame. Someone evidently got the names crossed. This has just turned out so horribly. Bristol is in tears over this. She was really looking forward to meeting Justin Bieber. We all were. We are looking into how this happened to determine who is responsible for this mistake so that nothing like this ever happens again."
Rumors are swirling that the swap was an inside job and may have been carried out by a young intern who previously worked as an assistant producer on the Beavis and Butt-Head show and who is a staunch democrat.
In the meantime, blurred pictures of Bristol Palin's face from an angle shooting up have begun to appear on the internet which leads the Palin family to believe the look-alike Beavis may have had a small camera device attached to the top of his Jesus sandal in order to cop peeks under Bristol's skirt. Fortunately for Bristol, she was wearing a skort which didn't allow for anything other than some upper thigh at most. The police are investigating.
Justin Bieber could not be reached for comment.