New York - (Toxic Mess): The pair were spotted in a huddle at a Hell's Kitchen brasserie eating crow as their respective admirers continued a rearguard charm offensive back home in Blighty.
Neither of the disgraced duo appeared to be in a hurry to return to the UK in a week that has seen their respective reputations trashed in public.
Quackery peddler Wakefield was once a regular guest at the Yorks' former Sunninghill Park home.
A Halo! magazine article once joked about his facial resemblance to Princess Eugenie, the Yorks' second string.
A GMC ruling this week branded him a lying, cheating snake-oil peddler whose faked-up research caused a nationwide measles pandemic.
Flame-haired maven Sarah Ferguson herself had a week from hell, the target of a highly successful Sunday Smearer sting that nailed her as a money-grubbing baksheesh scrounger.
"Perhaps the pair will marry some day!" Machiavelli's Deli-Diner waitress Floella La Crumpet commented today.