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Thursday, 27 May 2010

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Somali Terrorists - ensure you ID only white Americans to make sure we catch the terrorists.

Department Of Homeland (Illusion Of) Security officials have told Texas authorities to watch for a members of Somalia based terrorist group who may be coming to Texas through the completely unsecured border with Mexico.

The Government issued the alert regarding suspected members of the al-Shabaab terror group, which has allegiance to al-Qaida.

Harris County Sheriff's Office said in a statement that it could not share details. U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokesman Lloyd Easterling says he "cannot discuss specific intelligence regarding individual groups because they are not mostly white American militia members." he also added that Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napalitano recommended against asking Somali males about their immigration status, or for any form of ID because "...We wouldn't want to be racist like Arizona"

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