WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was having breakfast at the White House's Millard Fillmore Commemorative Breakfast Room with President Nacho Winslow of Mexico, President Johnny Gomez of Spain, and President Joey Maracas of Portugal when he was asked an Arizona question.
Hoxy McCharleston of CNN asked him if the rumors about him being so upset with Arizona that he is considering turning the Grand Canyon in to a sanitary landfill are true.
The president laughed. He leaned over towards Mexico's President Winslow and gave him a fist bump. He then gave Spain's President Gomez a high five, and he chest bumped President Maracas of Portugal.
After the three foreign presidents stopped chanting O-Ba-Ma! O-Ba-Ma! O-Ba-Ma! he grinned and asked, "Hoxy is it?"
"Yes sir, Mr. President."
"Cute name. But ta answer your question cutey. Da rumor is true. In fact, I have already contacted one of da largest sanitary landfill companies in da nation, Sanitary Landfills "R" Us and dey are, as we speak, in da process of loading over 200 gigantic dump trucks wiff trash, garbage, refuse, wine bottles, unsold copies of Glenn Beck's books, and used condoms from a sanitary landfill just outside of Hackensack, New Jersey.
The trucks will then be heading out towards dat seven lettered state dat begins with an "A" and ends with an "A" and no it's not Alabama."
SIDENOTE: President Obama wanted to make it abundantly clear that he is not by any means singling out Arizona. He stated that if Vermont, or Wyoming, or even his own home state of Illinois, had pulled the same shit he would have taken the same exact measures.