WASHINGTON D.C.- Scientists are finding enormous bullshit plumes around BP Headquarters located in London, England, including one as large as 10 miles long, 3 miles wide and 300 feet thick in spots.
The discovery is fresh evidence that the leak from the broken bullshit vault could be substantially worse than estimates that the government and BP have given.
"There's a shocking amount of bullshit around BP, relative to what you see in the usual bullshit," said Samantha Joye, a researcher at the University of Georgia who is involved in one of the first scientific missions to gather details about what is happening at BP. "There's a tremendous amount of bullshit in multiple layers".
She said the bullshit levels could return to normal if BP would agree to stop releasing anymore bullshit.