SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault.
Palin, looking somewhat springtime-ish in her yellow, pink, and lavender polka dotted shorts, with matching halter top, baseball cap, bra, and panties told the 17,872 assembled lesbians at the 91st Annual Frisco Lesbo Convention that during the 2008 presidential election one of her main 'over and over and over' sayings was that America needs to concentrate on doing more off-shore drilling.
"Snowflake" Sarah, as Vice-President Joe Biden often called her during his speeches, said that it is about time that the wilderness bitch (his words) admits that this whole freakin, damn Gulf of Mexico oil mess is all her fault.
Vice-President Biden has even suggested that Sarah Palin should actually pay for the clean up mess as well as the damage the oil has done to air boats, canoes, paddle boats, and surf boards.
When told that the Palin's do not have that much money, Biden suggested that she mortgage the 17 or so snowmobiles the two own, plus maybe she should also sell off her collection of moose heads, caribou heads, reindeer heads, elk heads, and penguin heads.
SIDENOTE: Sarah Palin was asked what she thought about Vice-President Joe Biden's remarks. She answered that Joe (Biden) was just mad because his "Little Joey" is about the same size as Jon Gosselin's "Little Jon."