A Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony was last night recovering in hospital after pioneering surgery to remove her from her computer chair. The unnamed fanatic underwent a loonyectomy under the supervision of Dr. O. Lee-Sheet.
"It appears the fanatic had become fused to her chair. She had not left the computer for over a year, having become obsessed with Susan Boyle forum websites," said the doctor.
The fanatic had to be forcibly removed from her house, and was shouting "I just want to make one more tribute video!" as she was put into the waiting ambulance.
Other fanatics have, of course, started a group card for the fanatic.
"We are praying for her fast recovery! We hope to see more tribute videos using the same old photos and music very soon!" said some fanatics.
"Me and my dangly bits wish her well!" said a Canadian fanatic wearing no pants.
"We are not willing to discuss this fanatic," grumbled the current chief fanatic. "She has apparently left our group and gone somewhere else, although we suspect her cats may still be a member here."
The fanatic is expected to make a full recovery, and should be back at the computer churning out endless crap very soon.