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Friday, 21 May 2010

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Although many Americans felt that Dick Cheney told President George W. Bush what to do on many occasions during his presidency, not that many knew the even bigger influence Dick had on Bill Clinton.

"I'd be in the Oval office signing a bunch of laws and whatnot and suddenly Dick would advise me, 'Hey let's call some security guards and make it out of here and over to that trailer park about a hundred miles from here', and off I'd go", stated Bill Clinton.

Like Dick Cheney who had a secret unknown location, Bill Clinton had an unknown tunnel dug under the White House.

Meanwhile, George W. Bush stated that he thought he might be hearing an angel or something when he was in the Oval office as a voice would come out of nowhere and say, "Let's do Iraq! Let's go win one for the Gipper, George Senior!"

"It wasn't until my seventh year as president that someone found the speaker hidden behind a portrait of George Washington and leading somewhere underground."

While having completely different philosophies on how the country should be ran, it turns out that in both cases and during a 16-year White House stay, For at least 15 of those years, a Dick ran he government of the United States of America!

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