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Thursday, 20 May 2010

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Last Illegal Immigrant from Arizona Heading Home to Mexico!

Mexican President Felipe Calderon, head of the dysfunctional, anarchist country to the south of the US borders of California, Texas and Arizona, lectured the US Congress today, calling his neighbors 'Gilipayas' (Bastards) and in no uncertain terms said he 'shit on his hosts' (me cago en la hostia.)

A contingent of Democrats led by Attorney General Eric Holder, Home Land Security Director Janet Napitalano, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, VP Biden, and Barack Obama, assuming Calderon was thanking them for their support, rose to led a standing ovation from the Left Side of the Isle, while Republicans, though furious, were trying to hide their hysterical laughter concerning Calderon's remarks and the Dem's ignorance.

SC Rep Joe Wilson was the only one on the Republican side with the balls to yell out 'Vete a la mierde' in response to Calderon's outrageous and hypocrital lecturing to the August Body, which was barely heard over the chanting of the Dems shouting 'Viva Zapata!" to acknowledge Mexico's Revolutionary Screen Hero as played by Marlon Brando after being briefed by Sean Penn prior to the Congressional Address.

Mexico, with exports now limited to Corona Beer, cans of Menudo, heroin, cocaine, low grade marijuana (California now producing much better product thanks to rich soil in National Parks,) car wash attendants, and non union activists, is on the verge of economic collapse.

While Calderon has dispatched units of the Mexican Army to HIS southern borders to prevent the illegal immigration of Spanish Speaking asylum seekers from countries in worse shape than his, he has not been able to control the unmitigated murder, mayhem, corruption and rampant anarchy occurring in his own cities close to the border, or even in tourist hot spots such as Acapulco.

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, noted for his foul mouthed diatribes, was watching the proceedings on closed circuit TV and laughing his ass off.

"Chinga tu Madre!' he shouted at the screen at one point, then turning to his aide said, "that Felipe...what a pisser, a real hijo de puta...he'd fit right in around here....lying sack of mierde...but I just love the F******g guy!"

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