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Thursday, 20 May 2010

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At a White House Press conference held Thursday Press Secretary Robert Gibbs revealed that Janet Napolitano is one of the U.S.'s most important weapons against terrorism.

What appeared to be borderline mental retardation had actually been a clever ruse to throw the Islamo-fascists off track, misleading them into thinking we believe each terrorist act is an isolated "one off," while the FBI makes raids and mass arrests of co-conspirators under the cover of her idiocy.

When asked questions about the behavior of Attorney General Eric Holder, Gibbs announced that President Barack Obama was appointing Holder as the new U.S. Ambassador to Freedonia!

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