Crawford, Texarse - (Eye of the Storm): The surge of hot air and moist tailwinds is heading towards George W Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch.
Tropical Storm Halle Burton supertwisters are gathering momentum and threatening to suck up millions of 'spare' crude gallons in the Gulf of Mexico.
Next stop on the hurricane trajectory appears to be Crawford, Texas - where the oil-mad ex-US dictator is holed up inventing his memoirs.
"George always said he wanted to be buried in a thousand gallon drum of crude," local historian Wex Windork commented today.
"Reckon the odds just tumbled in his favor!"
Last week US media sources reported US offshore drilling regulator the Minerals Management Service had been 'notorious' during the Bush era 'for sex-and-cocaine fuelled parties in Colorado'.
"Hell, them parties were just as notorious in the White House as in Colorado," Windork added.
Bush twins Jenna and Barbara are 29.