Written by Don Fulsom

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Topics: Michael Jackson, Gay

Sunday, 16 May 2010

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The self-confessed lover of Michael Jackson says he is hiding out following death threats by Michael Jackson's fans. Jason Pfeiffer says some of the threats are gruesome and graphic and have him scared for his life.

Jackson's dermatologist, Dr. Arnie Klein, is also in hiding after he confirmed Pfeiffer's same-sex relationship with the pop music idol and former husband of Lisa Marie Presley. Pfeiffer was an assistant to Klein.

Angry Jackson fans, led by wheelchair-bound Elizabeth Taylor, are blasting Pfeiffer and Klein for what one fan called "an outlandish lie. Because we all know Michael was a pedophile and didn't go for full-grown men."

Dr. Klein says he might use some of the chemicals he used to lighten his iconic patient's skin to disguise himself "so Elizabeth Taylor doesn't try to run me over with her souped-up motorized massage-o-matic chair."

Lisa Marie Presley would only say "Maybe, maybe not" when asked whether her marriage to Jackson was a sham.

"Why should I tell you when I could make millions by writing a book about our fake marriage? Oops. I mean marriage."

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