The day was just like any other Tuesday, when this intrepid reporter came across the image as shown. For a second, maybe two, the image meant nothing to me - it was just a couple of bottles of wine.
Then, as if influenced by some sort of magic ray, I suddenly found the image metamorphosing into a crude picture of the breast of a woman. Red nipples. Underwired bra. Amusing. And then, it occured to me further: This was a rack of wine. A rack. Get it?
Suddenly, unable to control my emotion, I started to giggle. The giggle lasted between 2 and 3 seconds before it stopped. I saved the image to my hard drive, and from there I wrote this story.
I hope you enjoyed it.