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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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Barney Frank isn't just the Representative from the great state of Massachusetts, he's now the most influential power bottom in America, according to Lavender magazine-a publication dedicated to serving the mighty homosexual.

Lav (as it's known) launched the list which included other influential celebrities like Clay Aiken, Elton John and Jim J Bullock.

"We loved Barney Frank's sass appeal," said Lavender editor in chief Dick Gauzinia.

"Frank has the ability to be as tough as nails on the issues and cuddly as a Teddy Bear when he's away from the office." Gauzinia added. "If Mr. Frank invited me to one of his legendary tickle parties, I'd be there in a New York minute."

Representative Frank was unable for comment and has not officially endorsed his new title.

One thing is certain, Frank is an inspiration to any young power bottom that wants to achieve great things in life.

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