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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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In an interview today with Fox News Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin denied the existence of President Barack Obama. Citing her solipsistic view that that the self can know nothing but its own modifications and that the self is the only existent thing, "it is quite obvious that since Barack Hussein Obama has no record of birth, he has no "self" to know, and by definition, doesn't exist in either time or space."

"Perhaps" she said, "his birth records, along with his purported existential self, were swallowed up in a black hole and that some day, with the help of the Hadron Collider, we will actually see evidence of more than his white chiclets shining from the abyss."

"As for me, I will just go along ignoring his existence. I hope that some time in the future the world will join with me in acknowledging that we have a chimera in the White House."

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