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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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MIAMI, FL. -- A female TSA supervisor has been suspended without pay for misusing the recently installed airport body scanner. Sources say the as yet unnamed supervisor digitally photographed most of her male employees with its new high-tech security scanner during re-cent training sessions.

The revealing photos were subsequently found taped to the inside of her locker after an anonymous complaint was received. She defended herself by saying the photos were her reminders of what to look for in a thorough search as she was less familiar with male than with female anatomy.

The episode may be the first real proof that the new scanners may be leaving too little to the imagination.

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