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Wednesday, 12 May 2010

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If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine; borrow mine.

As reporters gathered in the East Room today, they were startled that a full jazz band was seated at the front of the room complete with instruments and at the ready.

When the two leaders of their countries stepped out of the curtains the band stuck up a song long remembered by fans of Judy Garland and Cole Porter.

As reporters sat with their mouths agape the two leaders of their respective countries started to do a two-step and sing the following:

If you're ever in a jam, here I
If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S
If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail;
I'm your bail.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig.


If you're ever up a tree, phone to me.
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine;
borrow mine.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck.


If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
If they ever put a bullet through your brain;
I'll complain.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep.

As the leaders finished in a flourish and extended their arms in a bow, the room was silent for a moment, then broke into cheers and a standing ovation.

Obama and Karzai immediately left the room, refusing to take questions. Each held a news conference in separate locations outside of the White House. Karzai rushed to be the first.

Karzai: "Well, the man is the worst singer I have ever performed with, he can't carry a tune, and he's got like two left, and I mean left, feet. I am so stressed out and now I find out they have me booked coach class for my return home. This is insulting! Where is my brother! I need to relax!"

Obama appeared a few minutes later angered at the report of the Karzai comments. "Obviously, that little turd doesn't understand who he is performing with! If I asked him once, I asked him a thousand times, Hamid, please don't wear one of those cute little outfits. I have enough "don't ask, don't tell," crap around here. Next, I think the dude was higher than a kite. I know when someone's been on blow, for God's sake! I begged him not to bring his brother! And I mean like the dude sings like a Chinese waiter placing an order. I hope the little girlie man likes his digs on the way home!"

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