A Washington insider broke the news this morning that Obama Supreme Court nominee, Elena Kagan, and Homeland Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, use the same barber to style their hair. In connection with this, the Wall Street Journal denied that its picture of a closely shone Kagan swinging a bat had connotations that Ms. Kagan is a lesbian.
In Nick's Barbershop near Capital Hill, where both ladies have their hair styled, when one asks for a "Janet Reno Special", Nick knows exactly what to do. He deftly whips out the template bowl which he used on Clinton's Attorney General, Janet Reno, slides it on over their bristling hair, and proceeds to enhance their masculine features with the Washington power cut.
Nick, who also goes by the name "Nickola," once worked for Barney Frank before undergoing a sex change operation. A few years after graduating from Barber College she became the "Barber to the Stars" with his/her ability to blend facial hairs with those on top of the head. A rising star, for sure.