Kennebunkport - (Tossers): The son of Pope Piux XII and the Queen Mother has sent a telegram to his grandson who has just blagged his way into becoming Prime Monster of the UK.
George Bush Senior congratulated Tory tosspot David Cameron whose father Tony Blair was sired by the Queen Mother's treasonous brother Sir Anthony Blunt (sic).
Bush is the half brother of Licio Geli, grand master of the satanic freemasonry offshoot the P2 Lodge; he is also a cousin of former Stasi chief Markus Wolf.
Both were up to their ears in covering up the officially unsolved and unconvicted 1982 murder of God's Banker Roberto Calvi, a master criminal whose myriad offspring scattered around the world form the hardcore of organised crime across seven continents.
Bush's sister Mary Jo Kopechne's son by the Rev Jesse Jackson now runs the White House under the flagship of convenience called Barack Obama.