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Monday, 10 May 2010

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Palin Promises to End Promiscuity

Sarah Palin threw her hat in the ring today, confirming she will be running for the Whitehouse in 2012 by launching her election platform, "No More Promises."

The self-styled "Rouge" politician says she is breaking away from old school Washington politics of making promises and then breaking them by "avoiding making promises big or small" in the future.

"Being a woman I know the kind of predicaments you can get in when you believe promises, let me tell you guys."

"I promise to each and every one of you that I will not break any of my promises because I promise I will not make any promises."

Nobody will be able to say that Sarah Palin is promiscuous because I will not be making any promises, I want everybody to know that I plan on discourage promiscuity in others as well because I believe in God and family and that is what Sarah Palin, the Republican party and America is all about."

"By now you should all know what I stand for, I don't want to be accused of laying in public so I will just do my best to stay on my feet and try and be positive by giving a great big simile for everyone I meet because it's the little things that count."

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