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Wednesday, 5 May 2010

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Obama Vows To Link Right Wingers

Disappointed that once again a Muslim terrorist was responsible for trying to incinerate New York City, President Obama ordered Attorney General, Eric Holder, to do everything possible to link Time Square bomber Faisal Shahzad to Tea Party far right activists.

Obama, who cannot bring himself to utter the words, "Islamic terrorist," even though these same terrorists call in to take credit for each of these attempted bombings, is beside himself with the fear that his Presidency will end without one bombing he can blame on the far right.

Therefore, he has also notified Homeland Security Czar, Janet Napolitano, to put her efforts on Red Alert in order to tie these two groups together.

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