Written by Gail Farrelly
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Topics: Drugs, Kids, Rehab

Monday, 3 May 2010

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Don't cry. Help is on the way.

The recent recall of an assortment of drugs (many of them pain medications) for children means that a lot of babies and kids have been suddenly forced to deal with their addiction problems. Not wanting to go cold turkey, they are seeking other alternatives.

So many new little patients have crawled or toddled into rehab facilities, demand has exceeded the supply. It's crisis time!

Things are so bad patients are being forced to share accommodations in rehab facilities. For baby patients, three to a crib has become the norm. For toddlers, bunk beds (some of them triple-tiered!) are being used. Hundreds of thousands of cartons of baby food, Pampers, baby wipes, rattles, toys, coloring books, crayons, and Sesame Street DVDs are being express delivered to rehab facilities across the nation.

Donald Trump sees a tremendous business opportunity here and is rushing to construct special facilities for kids' rehab. The Donald's four-year-old son, Barron Trump, has been put in charge of the construction project.

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