In a Gordon Brown moment, US Presidential Philanderer Barry Obama forgot his mike was still on after TV Host Chris Matthews signed off from yet another infomercial extolling the virtues of the "The Big O."
Heard cackling after the pair were discussing the latest blow up concerning Tiger Woods, his failure to make the qualifying cut, and more revelations about sexual misadventures, Matthews was heard asking Barry, "Do you think his (Woods) penchant for pursuing white women led to his downfall?"
Obama was heard to rustle some papers, then said, "Ah...um, Chris, let me make this very clear...perfectly so....Tiger did seem to have a penchant and unhealthy appetite for 'white sugar'...ah, I think, um...that in my case, sticking strictly to a 'brown sugar' diet has increased my quality of life, and most assuredly, ah....hmmm....my longevity, as least as far as my relationship with my wife....ah....ah...oh...Michelle is concerned. I mean Chris...have you seen the arms on that bitch, and the sneer she can put on....this is no woman you want to mess around with when it comes to spreading your ahhh, ahhhh...hee, heee, wealth...or booty for that matter!"
When informed that his comments were broadcast to 325 Viewers watching Matthews, Obama is said to fallen into a funk, summoned Air Force One, and said 'due to the possibility of a nuclear attack, I think it is best for me, the longevity of my marriage, and the safety of my children, that I remain aloft for awhile until the details of an amicable separation can be arranged between myself, my wife, and her mother , the White House Witch Doctor."
Latest from the Beltway is that Biden is undergoing hair extensions, and Nancy Pelosi had her first orgasm whilst being air brushed for the cover of
Rolling Stone magazine.