Gays in San Francisco have fallen in line with their mayor, Gavin "Any Twosome" Newsom. Earlier this week, Mayor Newsom beseeched his citizens to boycott Arizona as a backlash effort to repay those vile racists for putting into place a new immigration law.
In the city known primarily for the Golden Gate Bridge and its "anything goes" bath houses, gays are now refusing to use the notorious glory holes that allow patrons to have anonymous sex with like-minded gentlemen because these holes are symbolic of the Grand Canyon, Arizona's major tourist attraction. "Any hole is a bad hole, as far as I'm concerned," said one fellow caught zippering his pants in disgust. "The Grand Canyon makes me sick, just thinking about it."
In a just and orderly world, zonaphobes and homophobes will find each other and embrace their common values. Amen...dude.