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Thursday, 29 April 2010

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The fact that several passers-by allowed a man who had went to the aid of a women in trouble and been stabbed, to lie dead on the street last week has left many to begin taking action.

This was revealed by a report seen on NBC where a New York City television crew placed a dummy on the sidewalk near where the incident happened.

Secret cameras recorded that not only did a local couple rescue the dummy but got him to a hospital and then to a local deli and fed him a full meal.

Next, they took him to Macys and bought him some new clothes, checked him into a nice hotel and then went looking for him an apartment which they were prepared to pay for, for the first three months.

Then they bought him a subway and bus pass and got him a good job at Con Ed.

"A change has come upon the fine people of New York City", ends the telecast!

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