A red scarf wearing Susan Boyle fanatic last night gave birth to a fully-formed SuBo fanatic. The child who will, of course, be named Susan (even though it's a boy) was born wearing a red scarf, clutching $25, and humming 'I Dreamed A Dream'. Other fanatics were thrilled to hear the child's first words were "SuBo loves me more!"
"We are thrilled to welcome our 19th child into the world!" said the fanatic. "Our other 18 have had extensive SuBo lessons to become the fanatics I wanted them to be, but my latest was born a fanatic!"
It is thought this birth anomaly was brought about by the unnamed fanatic spending 23 hours a day on SuBo forums. "It appears the child's DNA has somehow become mutated due to the mother's inability to stop posting endless crap on SuBo forums," said some mad scientist.
Other fanatics were planning a pilgrimage to see the new wonder child.
"This child is clearly the second coming!" beamed some people praying. "The three chief fanatics will take gifts of gold, quilt, and photo frame!"
It is thought the fanatic is staying in a motel after being told "Sorry, there's no room at the forum."