In an earlier story it was reported that President Barack Obama was swallowed by a black hole created by the Hadron Collider, with only his white teeth being visible from within the totally black abyss.
Today, his chattering teeth emerged, and as if they had never missed a beat, checked out the awaiting teleprompter and clicked off a staccatoed monotone statement:
"While I was gone, Arizona lawmakers instituted a new immigration law. In respect for the illegal immigrant's culinary tradition, my first meal will be a string beef taco with extra guacamole and a side order of refrijoles."
After finishing his meal his teeth checked back into the black hole. Just as in the Hotel California, you can check in, but you can never check out.