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Wednesday, 28 April 2010

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Ms. Stark turned her back on reporters (as they didn't pay the fee to see her front).

Denise "Honey Sugar" Stark was arrested on her usual corner last night at the intersection of Third and Elm. This time, however, she was charged with more than just the usual solicitation. The normally flat chested Denise, who was captured wearing a padded 39-D cup bra, was charged with False Advertising.

Police Spokesman Laurance Bo said that "Ms. Stark was offering a service to her customers that she was unable to provide. We received complaints from a man who paid her $50 just to motorboat, but was unable to do so as he walked away with a mouth full of tissue paper."

Honey Sugar claimed at her arraignment hearing that "I was trying to save up money to buy me a set of real ones, but that takes time. It wasn't false advertising, it was actually a sneak preview of coming attractions.... and movie theatres do that all of the time."

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