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Sunday, 2 May 2010

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Detroit MI - What do Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin and Paris Hilton have in common? They all showed up at a recent Tea Party event in Detroit, Michigan.

Tiger Woods was in town to sign a new endorsement deal with General Motors. A lucrative deal worth 6.9 million dollars over the next 5 years. Woods will appear in television commercials with Paris Hilton advertising a new convertible electric vehicle called the "Scarlet A". In it Tiger drives up with car full of blonde women, with Paris Hilton next to him and Tiger says, "I learned my lesson about infidelity, now I'm driving a Scarlet A and I feel GREAT!"

While driving around in the Scarlet A, Woods and Hilton accidentally drove into the Midwest Tea Party Rally where Sarah Palin was speaking. Woods reportedly swore, "Oh Hell were in the Tea Party!" To which Sarah Palin said, "Oh look, a moose!" Then pulled out a rifle and began shooting at Woods and his carload of Blondes.

General Motors had no comment on the incident, but hopes that the Scarlet A will be in show rooms by this summer.

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