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Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Now, stop that.

"These volcanic eruptions have got to stop," was the basis of a memo that recently came out of the Oval Office. It was a source of bewilderment to the Office Secretarial Pool, who had no idea which way to direct the Presidential Memo.

One commented, "Let's send it to Nancy (Pelosi), she seems to know everything."

"I know," came a voice from the rear of the room, "Al Gore, he is really in to the Global Warming and such, he should know what to do."

A good point was made, though. Where, indeed, should a Memo of this magnitude be directed.

In a lighter vein, a blonde secretary spoke up and said, "Send it to Bill Clinton, he knows about eruptions in the Oval office." That brought a series of laughs from some, and embarrassed knowing glances from others.

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