In an obvious political panic attack President Obama flew to Hollywood to act as the cut man for Senator Boxer.
Boxer has been a long time supporter of Obama's every whim but is destined to be knocked out in the mid term elections.
Obama arrived to help infuse much needed cash from union officials, celebrity stars, and the gay community in a frantic effort to maintain his veto, vote, and discussion proof regime. Upon arrival Boxer was cowering in the corner of the ballroom with purple closed eyes crying for someone named 'Adrianne'.
Boxer is best known as the leading feminazi in the country and one of the only people to support Bill Clinton during the blue dress scandal. To the Senators credit the campaign will go on despite 80% of Americans being totally pissed off about the current regime. Obama waned philosophical.
"The American people's temperament is due to the fact that they want change and it isn't happening fast enough. It all goes back to the Republicans and their narrow perspective. I get mail everyday telling me this, of course it is from the same guy, but that is the beauty of representing the minority conscience of the country".
We had Jack Bauer do some research and what he found was that Obama gets over a thousand written letters every day. Once examined for either explosive devices or anthrax (these are forwarded to Joe Biden) the remaining letter is forwarded to Obama in order that he can remain one with the great unwashed. We were not able to determine who it is that has 'caught the conscience of a king' but we suspect it is Ricky Martin who was in attendance at the fundraiser.