Today, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer opened up a three prong attack against America. Resorting to tactics first used back in the 1930's by Larry, Moe and Curly of the Three Stooges, their present day counterparts, Nancy, Diane and Barbara are SLAPPING, THONKING and NYUK! NYUK! NYUKING each other from San Francisco to Washington.
This year we celebrate the 107th birthday of the beloved Curly. Famous for the memorable line, "I'm trying to think, but nothing happens." Curly, like his counterpart, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, WOOB, WOOBED the American public for years. How fitting it is that Curly and the Three Stooges are making a comeback.
In their latest movie, "We're in a Quagmire" directed by Michael Moore, Nancy's line, "I'm trying to think, but nothing happens" makes her appear much more intellectual than you would expect. However, Dianne Feinstein makes even Nancy look smart as she KNUK! KNUKS her way through a couple of double martinis. Then the eccentric looking Barbara Boxer brings the audience to it's feet when she head butts both Nancy and Dianne with a double THONK! to their respective hat racks, WOOB! WOOBING as she pulls their beaks through a key hole.
Are these broads as dumb as they look? No question about it. DUMB, DUMBER, and DUMBEST! The only ones dumber are the citizens they count on to re-elect them. In the pantheon of idiots, these three rule the roost, which shows you that the Californians who voted for them aren't that much smarter.
With a NYUK! NYUK! here and a WOOB! WOOB! there, may the reign of the Three Stoogettes be over soon.