Washington D.C.: In a knee-jerk reaction to the accusation by Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) that the Obama Presidency was a "Gangster Government," President Obama has decided to call her bluff and issue an executive order to his staff that makes every Friday Gangster Friday, with appropriate dress required.
One requirement, according to the Executive order, is that everyone, and that means everyone, must wear baggy pants, and 'the lower the better."
It goes on to say, "I know this might be seen as highly offensive to the tight-ass tea baggers and white devil whores, but really, they can kiss our asses, so let's at least give them a clear landing area."
Here are some other excerpts from the Executive Order:
The following clothes and accessories are appropriate for Gangster Day:
Wife beater t-shirt
Ball cap turned sideways
Big puffy jackets with NFL team logo
Clothing with profane text or images
Tons of gold jewelry
Non-working cell phone
Anything the white devils would wear.
Gangster Fridays is going to take some getting used to. Last Friday, Obama Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, was standing at his podium in front of the entire white house press corps, reached for his notes, and lost his pants. And in a moment that would make Gerald Ford spin in his grave, Hillary Clinton tripped over her retailored baggy pants suit at the top of the stairs while debarking an AIR BULGARIA flight, and almost killed herself on the way down.