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Sunday, 18 April 2010

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Rushes Colon shrapnel

Rush Limbaugh exploded live on the air today while ranting against the Obamas administrations New health care bill.

Doctors are citing an impacted colon for the reason of explosion.

Some were quoted as saying "This takes being full of shit to a new and frighting level."

Apparently Mr. Limbaugh was so upset that the poor and lower class of America will now be able to receive basic health care that his colon exploded like an over inflated douche bag. Many of his Staff including Mr.Snurdly where flown to near by Miamis Mount Sinai hospital where they are being treated for flesh wounds.

Apparently undigested Oxycotins and dried up shit acted as shrapnel.

Mr Limbaugh's insurance had lapsed, but thankfully he can be put back together with Obamacare. Oh the irony!

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