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Saturday, 17 April 2010

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How long will it take for you idiots to figure me out?

Eric Massa the poster child for the military's 'don't ask don't tell' policy babbled like a water boarded Taliban toady during a late night trip to a local bar.

Massa was well oiled at a secluded table in 'Franky's Relax' a noted DC bar that caters to gay and transgender men that either are in or work in the Capitol building. 3

The partiers were slurring and swearing like a ship full of drunk semen and a hidden cell phone camera caught the exchange where Massa explained the real reason why he resigned his congressional post. We took the liberty to edit out the profanity and slurs.

"That pud wacker Frank was all upset because I was taggin more hairy ass than he was. Let's face it who would you rather have slobber over you that sissy clown and his tiny dick or a manly hung navy man like me. Barney has some whacked notion that seniority in politics over ride attraction; he is just bitter because he is way past his 'sell by' date."

Massa is best known for his portrayal as a military man, loving husband, doting father and church going Christian and that persona was sold to the citizens of New York State. His resignation is a point of contention with his story being his profanity was the reason for the House investigation and his health problems why he stepped down.

The Democrats claim the pressure they put on him was a result of his refusal to vote for Obama's Health Reform bill. The real reason behind it all is that the current trend of politicians presenting themselves as one thing and being the polar opposite is wearing thin on the voters as well as the fact that the 40 grand paid in hush money to shut up one of those hairy asses made it to the press. Your tax dollars hard at work.

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