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Saturday, 17 April 2010

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I am sooo talented and you people are so dumb!

President Obama gave the country a brief glimpse of the future by dressing as Native American kamikaze Chief Geronimo as he infiltrated a Tax Day tea party in Boston.

The event was held on April 15th and sponsored by the growing Tea Party movement which is becoming a force in politics. Obama's intention was to visually show the American people how ridiculous the movement is and to underline the fact that individual tax burden is one of the lowest ever under his first year as President.

What Obama and the democrat regime have not mentioned is that the reason the tax burden is so low is because of the Bush Tax Cut initiatives that expire at the end of this year.

"I have not raised income taxes and that is now etched in history (note: the aforementioned Bush Tax etc made it impossible to raise taxes until 2011). This demonstration is just another example of the reactionary ignorance that still believes our country can move forward without embracing socialism.

"I love America and the thing I love the most is that I actually tell you clowns what I am going to do and there is nothing you can do to stop it. I have told America that I won't raise taxes until after the November election and expect my party to maintain our veto, vote, and discussion proof monopoly. I can't lose!

"If America votes otherwise it means you are all still ignorant god loving racists and because of the four trillion bucks we already spent, money we don't have, the republicans will have no choice but to raise taxes and I can blame it on them."

In related news the firm Goldman Sachs was officially charged by the S.E.C. for civil fraud for its part in what is now a world wide economic nightmare. The reason this is related is because the Tea Party was born the day the Barney Frank led democratic regime crammed the 900 billion bailout down America's throat despite 80% of the country's outrage.

Goldman Sachs was one of the myriad of investment houses that these boneheads bailed out. Oh Crap! We forgot this is supposed to be made up and funny. Oh well grab a chute, yell Geronimo, and jump out da plane.

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