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Thursday, 15 April 2010

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Outlined against a somber, blue-grey socialist sky in Washington, President Barack Hussein Obama brings back images of Pestilence as he plots the extermination of capitalism in America.

As part of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Pestilence rode with Famine, Destruction and Death in the biblical charge to wipe out earlier epochal versions of American capitalism.

Ironically, after taking over 50 years and spending billions of dollars and countless lives to defeat Marxism, President Pestilence is leading the charge to hand over our country to the enemy.

Time will tell whether the country that forced the Soviet Union to "tear down this wall" will be strong enough to overcome this Stygian prospect.

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