San Francisco CA: SFPD officers were called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 12, 2010. A neighbor had called 911 saying "she heard loud noises, laughter and some screaming."
The officers responding to the scene found six, naked from the waist down, men and women sprawled across the trunks of several automobiles laughing hysterically. The fuel caps had been removed from the six cars. A seventh, naked from the waist down, screaming woman was found on the ground next to an automobile with the hood up.
The entire crowd was taken to SFPD headquarters for questioning. Their story is that the group of seven was watching television and a nice lady came on the tube saying "that natural gas was the clean green energy source that would power the USA in the future!" This advertisement hit a nerve with the group who had been smoking green joints all evening and they furiously began eating cabbage, onions, garlic and Brussels sprouts!
By the time the group found some unattended automobiles in a deserted parking garage, the "natural gas" was flowing profusely. Six of the group tried to put this fuel into the car's tanks by dropping their underwear and sitting on the fuel ports. The seventh did the same, but happened to select an electric car and got her butt zapped sitting on the battery!
The desk sergeant, between fits of laughter, said "we will send the group of seven back home in the morning, warning them not to fool around with Mother Nature and the Laws of Physics ever again!"